ads

they keep finding new ways to fit in more ads

what if we could get them to wear their phone on their face?

then we could never stop showing them ads!

what if we could get them to buy more merch instead of investing in their 401k?

then we could never stop showing them ads!

what if we give them a free version of the thing they actually want?

then we could never stop showing them ads!

receipt backs, airplane magazines, wi-fi login landing pages, parking tickets, reddit posts, quirky celebrity press tours, stadium names, a coffee cup that got “left” in the back of the shot

ads ads ads ads ads

i feel like…

SOMEONE’S TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING